Hope you like my tattoo, tumblr.
Now, videogames haven’t made me violent, buy they have made me feel like I’m supposed to pick this up.
yeah, we got tali floating all the way up there. no, i won’t explain how. (it’s because she can actually float. that’s why she’s up there.)
went to water my plant and of course the water hits a leaf at the exact angle needed to not only completely miss the soil but also cover my desk and paper on the desk.
fuck you, plant.
you did that on purpose you whore.
The Walking Dead made me have too many Daryl feels. The Following killed off my favorite character. Vikings made me cry.
all my shows are trying to kill me.
The turtle cavalry is serious shit
"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"
Oh hi … I’ll just leave this here (: